Snarky Gray English Accented Kitty
When asked any question, I find I am editing the first 3 to 4 things I want to speak. There are also times that I have found I am for some reason, in some unknown manner I am what causes others confusion. At least I am not boring. Here are some of the answers I have found leaving my lips as of late. {Nope there is no context on these, way more fun that way.} "Why are you here?" ~ Death sent me, left something behind. ~The cat told me you would be here. ~ I am bored, there's a full moon, & I have had far too many pixie sticks. ~ You went to my funeral; I only wanted you to know what a huge waste of time that was. ~ I have visions, {just accept it, saves time} I either have to save you, or destroy you. Wanna have a caffeinated drink & figure it out? ~ I wanna pet the KITTY! ~ You owe me a favor. {Why do they always run when I say this?} ~ Took a long drive, ended up here. So, who the fuck are you? ~ I lost my glasses; do you happen to have them?...